Day 25

•Day 25 — Your day, in great detail

I might make this more of my weekend update.

I got Todd to do my nails
Friday night I went to 'Freak of the Week' with Samara. I drank a six pack of woodies and then when I got to town and I bought another 2 woodies and then ordered another 2 at the bar. I'm not trying to sound impressive , like oh man I'm so cool i can drink heaps of booze, I'm trying to make the point of how horrible I felt the next day!

 My second ever bad hang over. Yuk
Apparently when I got home all my other flatmates were in bed.
According to Todd I was hiccuping and giggling hysterically because I spent all my money. I also tried to do the burlesque routine I learnt on Tuesday, but Todd said I just fell over a few times.
When I woke up my fake eyelashes were halfway down my face.
Not planning on doing that again. I hate not being able to do anything the next day.

On Saturday day I lay in bed sore, while Todd went to his Warhammer competition , he came second.
Having spent all my money we had a quiet night using pingys to pay for a bottle of wine.
I was really stoked that my cat Gaia jumped on my lap for a cuddle in the garage, but then her tail knocked my wine glass over onto my phone. It was fucked anyway at least I can receive texts after a whole day of it spazzing.

I find it really amazing that all around the same time, my cellphone, scooter and laptop fuck out. Just happy its while I'm on holidays other wise Id be winging. So anyway I need to wait till the payday after the next to be able to get a new phone cos I need my scooter first. Payday is ever 2 weeks WAHHHH


So Sunday I was feeling better, I was planning on going to work for like 3 hours then go to Jarrod's daughter Ruby's 1st birthday. I suddenly felt over whelming pissed off at my flatmates and claustrophobic too. FUCKING GRUBBY BOYS. At least its not as bad as having a couch monster, though word on the street is Couch Monster is looking for a new place.
I think the claustrophobia was due to not having my scooter, I always like knowing I have a way out or the ability to go somewhere when ever I want. That must be why I don't really like flying (apart from the ones that let you pick what film you want to watch).
So mum came and picked me up and we went to New Market and looked at puppy's.
After that we drove to Parnell to find John Key's house (Prime minister , to those readers out of NZ).  Mum couldn't remember the house number but the houses were all huge on his street.
Then some dude drove past us in his Mercedes and gave us 'you don't belong here' look so she and I did the fingers at him. Made my day.
After that we went to the cat colony place in Parnell.Its this place where heaps of feral cats live and people come and feed them and sometimes people get them fixed cos there are about 50plus cats. I only saw 2 cats , one grumpy looking small black cat and a brown stripy cat that was biting his tongue.
After that we decided to go to the movies but there was nothing we wanted to see so Mum dropped me home. After that I made pasta and got into bed and watched 'The cat returns'. At the moment I have an obsession with Studio Ghibli films.
Gaia came and joined me when I was watching the film , and I got suspicious that she could talk like the cats in the film.


So about my burlesque class.
It wasn't all glamorous with long elegant movements.
We learnt a dance routine kinda like how Katy Perry would dance in her music videos, 'cute' would be the best way to put it.
I can't dance, I spent the first 20 mins trying to not fall off my heels. I wasn't the worst dancer in the class at least!
The teacher was quite short so I kept having to remind myself not to get down to her level, I must have looked gangly. Plus the staring into a large mirror while dancing made me a little self conscious.
After a while you loosen up and start having fun, and the endorphins arent to bad.
Its a really good work out. And i have been trying to get the routine down all week. Gotta say although I looked stupid I had fun and I'm looking forward to the next class.

I'm on holidays now YAY.
Planning on working 8 hour days Monday and Tuesday so I have some money left after I pay for me ol scoot scoot.
I'm also making something for Morgie in my spare time. Its cute and crafty and I f i get better at it Ill make some for everyone woop

I want my fringe to pop like the girl sitting down!

BURLESQUE

Tonight is my first Burlesque class
EEEEKK SO EXCITED.
I hope the other girls in the class aren't stick thin and crazy beautiful. AND I HOPE I DON'T SWEAT HEAPS.
The class is in heels so I'm hoping my feet hold up.
Ive literally just got home from my first day at work.

I'm totally going to go do some crunches now hehe


Also today I had a Spanish test, hope I passed, I think I did!!

Day 24

•Day 24 — Whatever tickles your fancy


I think Ill go for some photos of cute tattoos.

This one is awesome, Id love to have a tattoo with a colour scheme like this (Browns blacks)

So cute! Tattoo envy as!

















I just think this chick has a really cute bum

















So fuckin mean!

Some bitches wearing Micky ears


I like her toe tatts

The finale .Awesome old school tattoos and what I'm pretty sure is a C-scar . Love it!!!


Now that I have a casual Job I'm looking forward to getting my thighs started.



Here is a list I am happy to make
Things I will buy now I have an income:  =D
-New Shoes!!! I buy $10 shows from Kmart. I don't have a problem with the quality its the fact that my feet get so sore because I'm progressively buy cheaper and cheaper shoes.
-A Play Station 3!!!! Our PS2 is dead and its also counts for a DVD player. I'm even considering putting the new one in my room , but then Id probably get anonymous letters asking for it to be central. Plus having PlayStation nights is like saving cash!
-A new Cell Phone. Nothing flash, just something that works and has a colour screen. Mine is missing the centre key , the up, down , left and right keys. Also 2 &3.
-Get the Virus removed from my laptop (the anti virus I bought hasn't helped with this particular problem)
-A new hand bag, I love mine but one of the straps is weakening. Plus having a white handbag means I can see how filthy I get when I'm boozing
-Thigh Tattoos. Enough said.
- I will also get Todd's cat fixed. Todd is a slack cunt and I'm sure Sooty the cat has several babies out there. I bet he doesn't even pay kitten support. Once my cat had kittens and then the dad ate them! YUK. Fixing him will also stop his lipstick from popping out and trying to get in and around my face.
- Save for spending money for my ticket overseas. Not sure where I'm getting the ticket for but Mum and Dad are getting me one. I said I don't want to go anywhere resort-like mainly because I just know I won't spend my days at the beach. My skin tone screams tourist at the beach!!!!

Sorry this blog was more for my own satisfaction money , money , money..... MONEY

Day 23

•Day 23 — A YouTube video

I love Amanda Palmer.
Im pretty sure this song is about how young people ignore the severity of rape and abortions



 I have found 2 other 30 day challenges on tumblr , one for star wars and one for disney. I might just do them on tumblr though.
If you'd like to have a hoon: http://darthmaulher.tumblr.com/

Im listening to Gwen Stefani.
There use to be heaps of funny photos online of her and her 'pet asians'

Day 22

•Day 22 — A website
Its not really a website but rather someones account.
http://thedisneyprincess.tumblr.com

All your Disney needs there

Why is repunzel here?

Who is the princess

My job is so fucking unbelievable.

I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960′s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Dogs dressed as Snow white

Day 21

•Day 21 — A recipe

Mouse traps are the first thing that came to mind and seeing as I'm sitting in bed craving mouse traps the decision has been made!

1 egg, lightly whisked
1 cup grated colby cheese
1 cup grated tasty cheese
Vegemite (fuck that marmite shit)
1 loaf toast sliced bread

1. Preheat oven to 180°C. Mix together egg and grated cheese.
2. Spread a thin layer of Marmite or Vegemite over the bread slices
3. Spread the cheese mixture over the Vegemite and then cut each slice into three fingers.
4. Place on an oven tray and bake for 10 to 15 minutes until the bread is crisp and golden. Cool on a wire rack and store in an airtight container.

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THESE LOOK TOO GOOD

Day 20

•Day 20 — A hobby of yours
A Hobby.
I like dress making but I havent had time to do that recently.
I like collecting Snow white and my little pony stuff.
Star Wars is one of my most obvious hobbys. I like collecting Star Wars stuff.
Ive got a growingg collection of action figures now, It looks like a huge collection because my figures are mixed in with my bofriends.
I could talk about heaps of other hobbys I have but I should start writing this bloody essay.

My Batman post

 

Day 19

•Day 19 — A talent of yours

Well that's depressing, nothing comes to mind.
I've always figured that once I get older Ill find something I'm talented at.
I have hobby's, but if you're not amazing at your hobby that doesn't count as talent.

Today was my boyfriend and my 2 year anniversary. That went quick.
We went to Kelly Tarltons and came home with a soft toy hammerhead shark and a soft toy penguin.
I don't know why we get that stuff, we are such hoarders.
I noticed today that Todd and I are into going to tourist spots around Auckland. The zoo, The museum, Motat. I think Rainbows end is next on the list.

Todd's cheeky face

The Bunny House NOT The House Bunny

There is a new Playboy program starting soon. It set at the playmate house across from The PlayBoy Mansion.
That chick who use to date Brody from The Hills is on it too.

Not sure how I feel about this

Day 18

•Day 18 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Life Update:
Today in my Spanish class my tutor asked a question in Spanish and usually when he does that he expects me to reply in Spanish, I managed to draw a total blank and freeze up.
I hate that, not that I made a dick of myself but the fact that now he probably thinks I'm completely lost. Plus I got all stressed that I wasn't doing enough and am planning on cramming some study in.
The problem with uni is that the university expects you to do about 35 hours a week of study (including the time in lectures and tutorials). Well its not really a problem , my laziness is the problem.

Today I also went to the mall to do some window shopping, I tried on a skirt that I had no intention of buying but fuck the glassons mirrors are so very evil, they make you look short and chunky.
I'm sure its a trick to make people spend more money because they feel miserable about their appearance. I ain't falling for it buddy! there are parts of my body I would like to improve (that exercise can fix) , but I'm not going to let your demon mirrors ruin my day!


In my Gender Representation paper the theme for the day was 'Men Dancing'. This got me all excited because I thought we were going to see some man strippers.
But instead there was some amazing dance routines around Masculinity.
One was of some men drinking in a bar but it was all dance routine and it represented how being a man is about 'getiing the job done and taking action'


This clip is only a tiny bit quite far into it 

I really liked how the lecturer highlighted that being masculine is about putting on a performance that makes men fit in along with other men whilst also gets them noticed. However the performance has to seem like they aren't trying hard or are even putting on a performance.
The 'performance' theory is a sociological idea that the personal world is split into a front stage and a back stage. The front stage is what the world sees and the back stage is what you personally feel. When you're with your friends your putting on your front stage persona.
Being masculine also entails mimicking other men

This coming Sunday is Todd and my anniversary.
We are planning on going to Kelly Tarltons
weeeee!

A photo goes with the last post

slackness

Ive been so slack lately.

I found this photo, and apparently some chick has a star wars burlesque routine, SO COOL!
However it might just be (like Katie says) 'a glorified stripper' routine

I know with the amount of photos I post I should use my Tumblr account more. Meh I like my blog

Day 17

•Day 17 — An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)

At the moment in my gender representation class we are looking at Nudes and Nakeds. (Yes there is a difference)
Ive fallen in love with this one painting that I'm trying to analyse for an up coming essay.

The Birth of Venus by Botticelli

Day 16

•Day 16 — A song that makes you cry (or nearly)
I haven't really heard a song that made my cry in a while.Maybe some Cat Power or Scarling

For some reason the text in some of mmy posts doesnt show up
POO!

Day 15

•Day 15 — A Fanfic
I didnt even know what this shit was till i googled it.
So fan fiction can involve dirty stories written by fans about their favourite characters?

OOOOO Tyra you so crazy

Day 14

•Day 14 — A non-fictional book

Jane: Pin up at War
(its the first that came to mind)
Its about a man who wrote a comic strip about a pin up called Jane , it was publihed in news papers during the war, and he would used nude models to help draw her. Then after a while the comic became so famous that followers started to believe Jane was a real person that the artist was basing her on. After a while he decides to find a Jane look alike, Christabel Leighton Porte, who was one of the original nude models he used.
I think she even changes her name to Jane.

Day 13

•Day 13 — A fictional book


The Tale Of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter
My mother video taped all of the 'The world of Peter Rabbit and

Day 12

•Day 12 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Life Update:

The last 2 weeks have seemed like a blur. Most likely due to the shit weather and me not really giving a fuck about anything.

At the moment its hard for me to want to go half of my classes , but I have to tell myself to suck it up.

I'm also on a body loathing buzz. But yet again I'm telling myself  'SUCK IT UP MAGGOT' (that was suppose to be an army dudes voice'.

Todd is finally on the benefit, his work pretty much told him hes out of work with out firing him, I'm picking they don't wanna pay him out, so they are doing the 'oh your still employed, but theres no work for 2 months' . Apparently the boss is broke so Todd can't even get some sick days. On the bright side of things Todd's getting some form of income so the bills are getting paid again.

I'm planning on dying my hair this weekend, there are so many browns in my hair at the moment, due to my previous black removal-bleach fail. I'm thinking a dark brown. Like Anne Hathaway's brown. I don't particularly like her but she has pasty skin like me and brown eyes. Plus in 'Devil wears Prada' I had a little bit of wardrobe envy. Or maybe zooey deschanel's brown, which is less chocolatey. No one will notice what brown I pick.

I want/need these jumpers I found on Etsy. Id get large ones, because large hoodless jumpers are heaven

Day 11

Can't be too new because my hairs still black

This was 2 months ago

Just took these two on webcam =)